#GirlsOfFuckCity

"Slummy, but Yummy"

We haven't seen @Meatloaf5k in front of the camera for Horny Amish Studios in a bit. Where has he been? There have been rumors that he's been slumming it in Fuck City. One of my sources snapped a photo of a guy matching his description eating a salad today over at Southgate Mall. Hey, looks like our friend Memphis is still working at the Thot Topic over there. #SaladSaturday #GirlsOfFuckCity

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"Eat Your Greens"

Lucy isn't a dietician, but she's got me back on the #SaladSaturday train this week just the same. #GirlsOfFuckCity

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"Olivia"

This is Olivia. She contacted the Skeetincorporated offices saying she's new to Fuck City and expressing interest in #TheWinterOfThicc From the photo she attached, she does not appear to have monster yabbos but I can tell she does have a big ol' thicc booty. She's pretty cute, too. Potential star power? #ThiccThursday #GirlsOfFuckCity

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Boo! This girl Tobi tricked me into inviting her back to my place and then treated me to this weirdness. Hope your Halloween experience this year was equally rewarding! #GirlsOfFuckCity

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  • haha Ol' Alex Falling for the Old "me-so-horny" gag
    well Tobi seems like a comfy little bed warmer for an autumn night in Fuckcity happy halloween !

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  • @coffeeWhore64 Yeah, I guess I got caught slippin'. Now she knows where I live!

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  • yep. Once you get a FuckCity address..its like an Open house - boo

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"I See Them Walking One by One"

Tobi is one of those girls you'll run into at night if you go to the right bars and music venues. But those night spots are pretty much the only places you ever see her. You never catch her out and about during the day doing normal daytime things. You consider the possibility that she may be an actual vampire or at least some kind of a shade. If you see her out on Halloween night, say hi and buy her a drink. #GirlsOfFuckCity

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P.S. Apologies if this one is difficult to fap to.

  • Title stolen from Paul Collins: https://youtu.be/2cEvEUKN4Fw?si=J9O6ryGCNEw-bOkL

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  • I love when you do these models and bios .. fap schmap .. you see .. we're trying to *build* something here in Fuck City.

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  • @NuevaJess Thanks! If I ever decide to run for public office in Fuck City, I think I've got my campaign slogan now: "Alex P. Skeetin 2028: Building Communities, Destroying Buttholes"

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"Better Than Pumpkin Spice"

It's almost Halloween but it still feels like summer here in Fuck City. My cute goth friend Lilith has a day off from her job at the bookstore down by Southgate Mall and was down to come over for some poolside #SodomySunday fun. Lilith thought my idea to dress her in some Halloween witch gear was kinda cringe, and she wasn't entirely wrong. But I did promise that I would neither refer to my penis as a "broomstick" during the scene, nor would I make reference to "clearing the cobwebs from [her] asshole." And gosh darn it, I'm a man of my word. #GirlsOfFuckCity

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  • We actually bought some of that polyester spider-web stuff when we picked up candy. We couldn't decide where to put it so that it would be most effective when answering the door. Now I have some idea. But I think I'm gonna save that for the adults who come by dressed up like their kids expecting me to fork over goddamned Kit-Kats and Snickers to THEM, too. Fuckers.

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  • Tell it, @NuevaJess... Fuckers!!!

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  • @NuevaJess Wait, are we talking about a scenario where you moon adult trick or treaters or one where adult trick treaters getting polyester spider webs shoved up their asses for their trouble? Both are funny options. Both at once is the nuclear option.

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