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Fei: And this is the little oasis of calm where he likes to spend most of his time these days Forest.
Forest: For Smokey that looks more than usually calm. He’s not on Largactil is he?
Fei: Oh no! After the Vienna incident he had the therapy with Miss Williamson and since then he’s just been much calmer – almost normal really.
Forest: Calmer? Perhaps rather lethargic? Prone to doze off during the day?
Fei: I guess you could say that. What are you thinking?
Forest: Vitamin deficiency – I think he needs a B12 booster course.
Fei: We’ll talk over dinner – they have excellent medical facilities linked to the residential unit here.
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Today is St George's day. St George the Patron Saint of England, so I give you this little song from the 1950's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
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Forest: Don’t know why – I seem to recognise that receptionist.
Fei: I’m not surprised – that’s Bumcrack’s ex- mayor who had to resign in a hurry.
Forest: Oh – the woman who wanted to rebuild the town with funds from the magic money tree?
Fei: That’s right, Triz Lust. She just wanted to spend, spend, spend and really spooked the banks.
Forest: Good to see she’s somewhere where she can’t do any more harm!
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Receptionist: Good afternoon Mr Porn. Welcome to Bumcrack Seniors.
Forest: Good afternoon. I think we are expected.
Receptionist: Indeed you are, the guest suite is booked for you. I’ll have the boy take your luggage up. Fuckerberg – Mr Porn’s luggage to the guest suite please.
Fuckerberg: Certainly sir. Your car is outside?
Forest: The Rolls on the drive. The boot’s not locked.
Tia: Perhaps you would let Fei know we’ve arrived.
Receptionist: I think she’s already on her way.
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You want doggy pics?
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haha he doesn't scratch and I love dogs, we have a boxer ourselves
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Fei: Now come along Smokey. Tia phoned to say they were stopping for lunch on the way but they’ll be here soon so you’d better get cleaned up.
Smokey: Cleaned up? What’s a bit of compost under my fingernails and the odd smudge on my shirt? I suppose you’ll want me the wear a fucking button-hole next!
Fei: Well since you mention it ………
Smokey: In your dreams! It’s Forest visiting, not someone of any importance. And anyway, he’ll understand, we’ve both been up to our waists in it before.
Fei: If you say so. I’ll go and check with the manager that their accommodation is ready and when they arrive I’ll bring them through here shall I?
Smokey: Do that – I’ll still be here.
Good old British Humour and Wit ! LOLOL