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- THE PROPER SHITTY DATE Part 1 -

Hello cool players!
Who says we cannot have a proper shitty date even in Chathouse? Today I am sharing my fantastic failure horror story with you.
Recently I have been spending most the time ingame with the same player. Great time, quite a connection.
So, a few days ago, after finishing some real life work, I decided to plan a memorable date for that special someone.

#worstdate #RoomModding #soreadysowrong #WTF #FunnyShit #hatelobsters #hitandmiss #brokenhearted

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago

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- THE PROPER SHITTY DATE Part 2 -

You should never walk in into a date empty handed, so I edited one of my villas adding a romantic dinner to it.
I added oysters, lobster and Champagne... some candles... roses... The modded night villa actually looked decent. (For @Lassi: I even used .png images only and normalmap). Of course I added her favorite music on the youtube picturewall...
#worstdate #RoomModding #soreadysowrong #WTF #FunnyShit #hatelobsters #hitandmiss #brokenhearted

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago

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wow è bellissimo!!

wow è bellissimo!!

created by CrazyAF 5 years ago 3 Who liked this?
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Grazie mille, troppo gentile! Adesso mi serve una persona speciale da portarci...

Grazie mille, troppo gentile! Adesso mi serve una persona speciale da portarci...

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago 2 Who liked this?

- THE PROPER SHITTY DATE Part 3 -

Then I found her in a beta room and entered to invite her over and... I found her kissing her new in-game boyfriend.
I stared at the monitor like a surprised owl watching the soul-crushing scene for a second, then left... The lobsters are still laughing at me...
Spent the rest of the evening reading @Sophie and @Mitch fighting some trolls in general chat, then watched a movie.
So, next time I am online, you are all invited to my 12 player beta room to taste some fish food and good wine, food and beverages are on me!
Now, to remind all of us that it can always get worse, I leave you with the amazing performance of Dane Cook in "My Best Friend's Girl"... genius.
By the way, my worst date in real life included a quick escape from a restaurant on fire and my girl's bowel terrible reaction to asian food... in that order, which makes a difference since the restrooms were out of order because of the fire!
Please feel free to post your worst date below, so I do not feel alone. Don't be shy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFK3Spacdus
#worstdate #RoomModding #soreadysowrong #WTF #FunnyShit #hatelobsters #hitandmiss #brokenhearted

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago

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Chathouse girls do not tend to be the monogamous type. Thanks for posting all this, it was worth reading. Favorite line was "I stared at the monitor like a surprised owl watching the soul-crushing scene"

Chathouse girls do not tend to be the monogamous type. Thanks for posting all this, it was worth reading. Favorite line was "I stared at the monitor like a surprised owl watching the soul-crushing scene"

created by Wellson 5 years ago 5 Who liked this?
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Thanks for the reply @Wellson. Some ladies here are actually very monogamous, I guess I just got very bad timing!

Thanks for the reply @Wellson. Some ladies here are actually very monogamous, I guess I just got very bad timing!

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago 4 Who liked this?
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Sorry your special dinner did not work out....she is the unlucky one..I am always here for you....just to vent if you need it! Some of us stay loyal...even if we want to be naughty sometimes! Giggle....

:( Sorry your special dinner did not work out....she is the unlucky one..I am always here for you....just to vent if you need it! Some of us stay loyal...even if we want to be naughty sometimes! Giggle.... :kissing_heart: :hugging:

created by YOURLOSS 5 years ago 4 Who liked this?

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Thanks Pet, I know I can always count on you sweety. And there is no unlucky one in this game!

Thanks Pet, I know I can always count on you sweety. And there is no unlucky one in this game!

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago 2 Who liked this?
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Spent the rest of the evening reading @Sophie and @Mitch fighting some trolls in general chat. i dont know why, but i had to laugh at this one

Spent the rest of the evening reading @Sophie and @Mitch fighting some trolls in general chat. i dont know why, but i had to laugh at this one :grin: :grin:

created by Mitch 5 years ago 3 Who liked this?
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Guys, don't take this stuff seriously. I posted this to have a laugh, that's it. Chathouse is supposed to be fun since it's a game. If you are getting mad or disappointed you are probably playing it wrong. Life is full of hard moments, this community can be a way to blow off steam and, why not, have a laugh. I am grateful to all the players I had a good time with in here and I am not judging anyone. Any way you want to play this game is your choice and nobody can judge that, for sure not me!

Guys, don't take this stuff seriously. I posted this to have a laugh, that's it. Chathouse is supposed to be fun since it's a game. If you are getting mad or disappointed you are probably playing it wrong. Life is full of hard moments, this community can be a way to blow off steam and, why not, have a laugh. I am grateful to all the players I had a good time with in here and I am not judging anyone. Any way you want to play this game is your choice and nobody can judge that, for sure not me!

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago 2 Who liked this?
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Well said @juliusCaesar. It is true

Well said @juliusCaesar. It is true

created by Mitch 5 years ago 3 Who liked this?
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Thanks @Mitch, in ChatHouse I just want players to have a good time and a laugh. Unfortunately you will always find people who prefer to pass judgement instead of extending love so I had to make sure the message was not lost in translation. I will always be thankful for the great time I had with that special lady, she is still so special and really deserved all my time and affection.

Thanks @Mitch, in ChatHouse I just want players to have a good time and a laugh. Unfortunately you will always find people who prefer to pass judgement instead of extending love so I had to make sure the message was not lost in translation. I will always be thankful for the great time I had with that special lady, she is still so special and really deserved all my time and affection.

created by IuliusCaesar 5 years ago 2 Who liked this?
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Sorry Clyde maybe just not the right girl........ for your cheek suck it up buttercup plenty of fish (tuna) in the sea

Sorry Clyde maybe just not the right girl........ :kiss: for your cheek suck it up buttercup plenty of fish (tuna) in the sea :) :wink:

created by FoxyLuv69 5 years ago 1 Who liked this?

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